Everyone has really worked themselves up about these two spec Sprite ads from Germany. And they’re right to be hot and bothered. Really Germany? It’s not hard to pull off “when you open a bottle of Sprite it sprays everywhere” and come to “just like dicks do!”
I guess we should go softer on a production company called Silly Dog Films, but come on. If you’re going for a controversial commerical it’s not how big your shock is (see “Eye Test”), but about how hard and how thick the wit is.
I guess what I’m saying is that if you’re going to make a cum joke at least have some balls about it.

